fuck life get high ;)

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

sorry:

my day after being forced to get out of bed early:

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1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via thesillysorostitute)
comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

I like to be seduced. I like intense dialectics of pursuit and evasion, aggression and coyness. I like boldness. I like intellectual and emotional engagement. I need to feel safe, I need your honesty and respect, and I won’t tolerate being manipulated or mindfucked outside of negotiated boundaries, but within those boundaries, well, strap me onto the rollercoaster and let’s take a ride! Flirt with my expectations. I like the precision mindfuck, the strategic feint. Look into my eyes and make silent, terrible promises. Take the tension up a notch or two or ten with a smoldering, fuck-me stare as we talk about the weather; send the needle on my pressure gauge into the red zone.
concu-binary (via redd-anima)
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)